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A satirical illustration features a figure in a military uniform, perhaps resembling Napoleon, using a long wooden paddle to place figurines into an oven labeled 'New French Oven for Imperial Gingerbread.' The scene is chaotic, with various items such as gold coins and crowns scattered on the floor. Another figure appears to be kneading dough in the background. The illustration contains inscriptions and labels that add political commentary, reflecting the geopolitical events of the time.
A satirical illustration features a figure in a military uniform, perhaps resembling Napoleon, using a long wooden paddle to place figurines into an oven labeled 'New French Oven for Imperial Gingerbread.' The scene is chaotic, with various items such as gold coins and crowns scattered on the floor. Another figure appears to be kneading dough in the background. The illustration contains inscriptions and labels that add political commentary, reflecting the geopolitical events of the time.
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