My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open — Stainless Steel Tumbler

If your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open — and one of them is definitely playing music you can’t find — this tumbler gets you. It’s your daily reminder that multitasking is just chaos with branding.

Built from high-grade stainless steel with a glossy protective varnish, this 20 oz tumbler keeps your coffee hot, your iced latte cold, and your sanity somewhere in between. Comes with a metal straw and plastic lid so you can sip in style while pretending to close mental tabs you never will.

Specs for the overthinkers:

• 20 oz (600 ml) capacity — because hydration is a form of coping

• High-grade stainless steel with protective varnish

• Glossy finish with full 360° print

• Includes metal straw + plastic lid

• Hand-wash only (we know… another task for your brain)

• Not microwave or dishwasher safe

Perfect for workdays, meltdown days, and “why did I walk into this room?” days.