
Functioning (But At What Cost?) Hoodie
Some days, that’s the best any of us can do.
$36.99
This hoodie is for the overthinkers, the exhausted achievers, and anyone running on caffeine and questionable life choices. Soft, cozy, and painfully relatable — it’s your emotional support hoodie for surviving late nights, early mornings, and everything in between.
52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece (Heather colors: 60/40 blend)
Midweight warmth with a smooth, premium feel (6.5 oz/yd²)
Classic unisex fit for that “borrowed from someone cooler” vibe
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for the perfect cozy finish
Wear it when you’re functioning — or pretending to.
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