
I’m Here for the Snacks and Naps Tee
$19.99
Because ambition is overrated when there are snacks.
For the unapologetically cozy, the snack enthusiasts, and the nap connoisseurs — this is your uniform. The Unisex Staple Tee is soft, light, and just stretchy enough to handle both your lazy Sundays and your high-functioning burnout Mondays.
Made from premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s the kind of shirt that makes “doing nothing” look intentional.
Details worth lounging in:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Pre-shrunk and soft-washed for lived-in comfort
Lightweight (4.2 oz./yd²) with a flattering fit
Tear-away label for peak relaxation
Side-seamed construction for a clean drape
Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it proudly. Snack loudly. Nap unapologetically.
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