
Hop to the Beat Tee
$19.99
Bounce into Portland’s quirkiest rhythms with the Hop to the Beat Tee! Soft, light, and just stretchy enough to dance, this shirt is made for hopping, skipping, and grooving through the streets—whether you’re marching with inflatable frogs, vibing at a local music fest, or just dodging scooters downtown.
Crafted from premium combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and side-seamed for a flattering fit, this tee keeps you comfy while letting your inner weirdo shine. Tear-away labels ensure nothing slows down your hop, your dance, or your very Portland-level aesthetic.
From frog-inspired flash mobs to spontaneous drum circles, this shirt says it all: life’s better when you hop to your own beat.
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